ahhh, Alemanha

http://venturevillage.eu/how-to-be-german-part-1#
http://store.hipstery.com/blogs/news/6877137-how-to-be-german-in-20-easy-steps-part-2
http://store.hipstery.com/blogs/news/6910694-how-to-be-german-in-20-easy-steps-part-3